When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too
please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
He thinks it’s the end of the world whenever he gets them.
He’s had them 5 times already today.
And it’s only 4pm.
get Gripe Water, if you havent already. that stuff works miracles
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
The new X-Men movie looks great
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude
“my main problem with allowing transwomen in feminist spaces is that…”